But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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