he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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