The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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