Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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