Joe is yelling at the trees again.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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