So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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