i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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