Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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