i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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