so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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