Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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