I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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