I want to make a zoo with you.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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