I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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