Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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