What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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