I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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