She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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