no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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