Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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