He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
