North Korea, Best Korea!
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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