this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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