But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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