OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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