fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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