So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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