i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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