yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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