ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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