belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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