covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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