do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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