Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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