Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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