I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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