Porn is love you can see.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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