I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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