In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
she smelled like a LAN party
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You brought string cheese to the strip club
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Randomize
