I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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