Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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