walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You made out with two different species that night
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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