i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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