You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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