Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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