ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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