Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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