It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
