Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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