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(678): View more from Georgia

you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness

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(614): View more from Ohio

so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'

(740): View more from Ohio

i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

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(713): View more from Texas

He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside

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(515): View more from Iowa

What did I eat last night that was bloody?

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(303): View more from Colorado

why does he always try to puke into shot glasses

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(219): View more from Indiana

I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.

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