i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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