My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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