marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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