quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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