You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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